Don’t Ever, Ever Make Ads Like These

If all you remember about Cracked is its days as a pale imitation of Mad Magazine, do yourself a favor and check out their home on the Web. One of the most consistently entertaining comedy sites out there, Cracked now specializes in “list-based humor,” which, apparently, is a thing.

Today they’ve posted an article counting down the world’s all-time creepiest commercials, including that ubiquitous spot for AXE Bodyspray featuring a guy made entirely of chocolate and his canniballistic concubines.

How any marketing teams in their right mind ever greenlit an ad in which a guy TEARS OFF HIS OWN NOSE is beyond me. See the other 9 here.